i think my tv is drunk
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i believe in u and ur pee
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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