U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I will be naked everywhere
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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