How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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