We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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