i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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