no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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