i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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