We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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