that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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