i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
