Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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