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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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