...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
