I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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