There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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