Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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