white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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