Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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