with your own penis?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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