i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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