We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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