i jhust puked up my retainher.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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