did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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