I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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