He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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