I didn't shave. On purpose
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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