she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
