And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The Olympian is in my bed
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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