What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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