he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
