I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I believe in your delicious
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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