I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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