Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i think i just lost a toe
I would fuck him just for his dog
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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