I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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