i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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