FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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