Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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