is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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