You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
