I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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