i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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