Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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