The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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