I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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