Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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