We're facebook friends in real life
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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