im drinking this country out of the recession.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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