Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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