i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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