this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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