As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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